Random Writing
This is the legend of Udyr, King of the Jungle, his mount Reginald the Pegasus and their trusted phoenix Moltres. Udyr was on a quest to find the Shining. The Shining was an untouched treasure that lay in the heart of the Eyjafjallajökull volcano protected by the malevolent octopus king Idra.
Image of Idra
The Shining was the only object that Udyr found value. It was the only thing he couldn’t wrap his claws around. He left his beastly existence in the Wilderness with his two trusted companions in quest for the Shining.
Idra was well aware of his coming, so he sent out an army of zombie clones of Steven Tyler mounted on flaming polar bears with laser beam vision. However, Udyr with the power of Greyskull, his two companions, and his blade forged from adamantium and the hide of a boar he skinned with his teeth, easily obliterated these forces and continued their journey while the head of Steven Tyler they had severed, and kept, sang “The Distance” by Cake.
Steven Tyler Zombie
Udyr had come face to face with Idra, and their epic battle began. The battle however was very short because Udyr warped in a Colossus and not even Idra rage could save him. The treasure was now Udyr’s.
Image of Udyr
As Udyr emerged from the volcano, Steve Buschemi melted Udyr’s face and offered Udyr the restoration of his face or the treasure. Udyr chose the treasure and his face remained melted. Udyr had become so ugly, everyone died except him. Udyr regrets not choosing his face.
In the end, all that glisters is not gold.
